Not a whole lot going on right now in terms of movie or TV scoops, but I’m going to be away for job training from Monday morning until Wednesday night, so I’m going to do my best to give you guys an extra-big Easter Sunday Link Dump to tide you over. Break out the Cadbury Creme-Eggs and let’s get to it!
First up Nadia Bjorlin, the Jasmine Bleeth/Carmen Electra lookalike from the new movie Redline, may be in the running to play Wonder Woman. She certainly wouldn’t have trouble filling out that red and gold brassiere, that’s for sure. However, my vote goes for Joss Whedon’s original choice, Cobie Smulders from How I Met Your Mother. Rrrowwrr!
Here’s two new preview clips from Heroes, which returns on April 23. There’s a pretty big spoiler about one of the characters in the first clip, so be wary.
The first trailer for Rob Zombie’s Halloween remake:
Check out this God-awful new poster for Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer. Damn, this thing is Community College Intro to Photoshop bad.
Sin City the TV series?
Shrek 3 isn’t even out yet, but everybody knows it’s going to make a gazillion bucks, so Shrek 4 is already in production as is a half-hour TV Christmas special called…wait for it…Shrek the Halls. You may now groan openly.
Laura Dern says her character is in Jurassic Park 4 and she may return to the role. In a related story, I clipped my toenails one time and a piece of toenail shot into my eye. Wait, those two stories aren’t related at all. The only thing they have in common is that you probably don’t give a shit about either one.
Finally, don’t forget the final 9 episodes of The Sopranos begin tonight on HBO (9PM EST). Here’s an awesome video montage of all the significant deaths that have occurred on the show since the first season.