ROBERT DOWNEY JR. PUNCHED SCARLETT JOHANSSON IN THE FACE ON THE ‘AVENGERS’ SET

Yep, you read that right, and no, Downey is not on drugs again. Apparently Downey was in his full Iron Man armor (which is so heavy that he can’t walk), and accidentally hit a button on the suit which caused an iron-plated arm to shoot out directly into Scarlett Johansson’s face. Johannson, who was in full Black Widow gear, staggered back and fell off the platform where she and RDJR were waiting to shoot the scene. The crew immediately dropped everything to see if she was ok, and luckily she popped right back up with no permanent damage to her gorgeous face, much to the delight of chronic masturbators everywhere.

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2 comments on “ROBERT DOWNEY JR. PUNCHED SCARLETT JOHANSSON IN THE FACE ON THE ‘AVENGERS’ SET

  1. So people who like Scarlett Johansson are chronic masturbators?

    I’m not doubting the possibility, but I do think the joke is rather lame.

    You can do better. Please try harder next time.

  2. I’m sorry you thought the joke was lame, Jimmy. You’re right, next time I will do better. I’ll make sure all Scarlett Johannson-related jokes are about her tits. Please send me your e-mail address so I can submit all future humor on this site to you before I publish it, so that it meets the high “Jimmy Suggs” seal of approval. Thanks for writing.

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