I thought I had my finger on the pulse of all things geek, but I must be slipping in my old age, because I had completely forgotten that the producers of the Underworld films insist on to churning out sequels to this franchise that absolutely no one gives a shit about. I mean, seriously, can someone please explain to me how Resident Evil and Underworld films still get financed? Who the Hell is going to these movies? The trailer for the latest installment, Underworld: Awakening hit the Internet today, and it looks as terrible as you would expect. Everything looks cheap and the acting is laughable, but sweet Christmas, Kate Beckinsale still looks loin-throbbingly hot in that slinky black leather getup. Underworld: Awakening opens on January 20th, 2012 in *groan* 3D.