In a last-ditch effort to convince audiences that Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen was just a sweaty, malaria-induced nightmare, director Michael Bay has posted a new trailer for the third film in his rock ’em sock ’em robot series on his official site. This final theatrical trailer for Dark of the Moon contains almost no dialog, and what little there is blasts proper grammar in the face with a forearm-mounted particle cannon. As usual, it looks like a loud, incoherent, spastic mess of indistinguishable metallic lifeforms raining carnage upon buildings and freeways while Shia LaBeouf screams “Optimus!!!!”, and the camera circles and pans fetishistically over military hardware. The movie opens on July 1.