Most moviegoers with slightly average intelligence (i.e, those who avoided Yogi Bear this weekend) know Sam Worthington is a terrible actor, and that the Clash of the Titans remake he was in sucked. Now Worthington himself has admitted these truths in a Moviefone interview:
“What we’re setting out to do with this one — the writers and the director and myself — is improve. I think I can act fucking better, to be honest … Just take all the notes from people that I have been reading about on the ‘net and give them a movie they fucking want. This one I want to kind of try to satisfy a lot more people.”
I give Worthington credit for admitting that he is the center of a powerful acting vortex of suckitude, but what he fails to understand is that NO ONE asked for a fucking remake of Clash of the Titans, and I’d be hard pressed to find a geek with any sort of self-respect or taste in films who is geniunely excited about the prospect of going to see Wrath of the Titans. I’d personally be more psyched to see Big Momma’s House 4: Big Momma Vs. The Klumps. There would be less Sam Worthington and 100% more fart jokes!