MUPPETS WITH PEOPLE EYES WILL HAUNT YOUR DREAMS

Saints preserve us!!! What sort of Hellish Netherworld did the person who is responsible for this abomination crawl out of? Muppets With People Eyes is just pure nightmare fuel. Words cannot do the horrors of these images justice; you must gaze upon them and know the true meaning of fear. Click Kermit to see more of these demonic visions if you must, but once you do, you can never go back…what has been seen, cannot be unseen. In the name of all that is decent and Holy, why would someone do this….WHY???

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MOVIE REVIEW: “BLACK SWAN”

Great beauty can hide great ugliness. With its liquid lines and fluid movements, the emphasis on graceful control and sensual abandon, passion embodied in the ethereal moves of the dancers,  ballet is considered one the most beautiful of art forms, but it can it is also one of the most punishing ones as well. Continue reading

IT’S TOMAR RE, GREEN LANTERN OF SECTOR 2813

Man, another slow news day. If this keeps up, I’m going to have to make some crazy shit up to draw some attention to this site and break up the monotony of this week’s “news”. Maybe I’ll start a rumor that George Lucas has turned the Star Wars franchise over to Michael Bay for a complete reboot, with Megan Fox as Princess Leia and Channing Tatum as Luke Skywalker. Good Lord, I just terrified myself with that…*ahem* At any rate, today’s big, Earth-shattering news story is a new photo of Tomar Re, a bird-like alien who is one of the star members of the Green Lantern Corps in the upcoming Green Lantern film starring Ryan Reynolds. Thrilling.

Credit: /Film

DR. CARTER VS. ALIENS IN “FALLING SKIES”

I don’t know how I missed posting this trailer for the Steven Spielberg-produced alien invasion TV series Falling Skies yesterday, but here it is in all it’s ID4-meets-The Walking Dead glory. The pilot is set to air on TNT in June, 2011. It looks decent enough, but the aliens themselves need a lot more rendering before the final product airs, and I’m just not so sure I buy Noah Wylie as the badass leader of a group of survivors. Was Matthew Fox not available? Witness the fury of JACKFACE, alien scum!!!

CAPTAIN AMERICA’S COSTUME HAS WINGS

Really, Internet? This is all you’ve got for the geek community today? Wings painted on the side of the same Captain America costume artwork we saw months ago? *Sigh* Get it together tomorrow, damnit, because I just can’t find anything snarky to say about this at all. Credit: ComicBookMovie.