TWI-TARDS CREAM THEIR PANTS OVER PICTURE OF ARM

Twilight fans are complete morons. Aside from believing that Stephenie Myers’ poorly written, juvenile fantasy-fulfillment bullshit is good literature, they also will completely lose their shit and start screaming like banshees at the slightest shred of news from their beloved franchise. Case in point, the above picture of someone’s arm with a few feathers floating around it has inflamed the loins of millions of desperate soccer Moms and insecure teenagers around the world today.

Research has led to me understand that what you are looking at here is the first official image from Chapter 1 of Breaking Dawn, the final film in the Twilight saga. Apparently, it’s Bella’s arm after twinkly boy Edward literally almost kills her during a night of epic sex that sends her head through the headboard and shatters her pelvis. Wow. Better shine them Oscars up, Academy. Breaking Dawn’s a-comin’!

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One comment on “TWI-TARDS CREAM THEIR PANTS OVER PICTURE OF ARM

  1. If only they actually showed the sex, this might be worth watching. But since “Twilight” is for girls afraid of sex, they won’t. Dammit.

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