Dear Lord, my eyes…MY EYES!!! Folks, before you attempt to even watch one minute of this bugfuck crazy Turkish rip-off of Star Wars, be forewarned: Once you go down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny. The final ten minutes of this are so batshit insane and disturbing, you may lose your mind and believe you are trapped in a world where a guy in a shiny blue shirt jumps around on trampolines in the desert kicking and punching conquistadors and furry monsters in half, while bootlegged film clips of Star Wars are edited in and the theme from Indiana Jones blares in an endless loop. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WHY WAS THIS MADE???