THE NEW FLASH THOMPSON HAS AN IMPRESSIVE RESUME

Chris Zylka, who will be playing Flash Thompson in director Marc Webb’s upcoming Spider-man reboot, has quite the stellar acting resume. Highlights include:

  • Hannah Montana
  • Everyone Hates Chris
  • 10 Things I Hate About You (The TV show)
  • Cougar Town
  • Kaboom
  • My Super Psycho Sweet 16 (Made for TV movie)

Yikes. I think I would rather watch someone light a bag of puppies on fire than any of that tripe. I have a feeling Marc Webb and his crew didn’t even bother to look at this kid’s resume. The audition probably went something like this:

Chris Zylka: (walks into the room with ripped jeans and flip-flops) “Hey, what’s up bros?”

Marc Webb’s assistant: “Wow, this kid is a raging douchebag”

Marc Webb: “Perfect!”

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