Oh. My. God.
Hot on the heels of that ass-tacular Transformers animated series I just posted about, comes these newly-released Annie Lebovitz photographs of the Spider-Man musical, Turn Off The Dark. The above photo is apparently supposed to be the Green Goblin, but it looks more like Cher in a neon green flying monkey costume from ‘The Wizard of Oz’.
At the link, you’ll find more horrifying photos of this batshit-insane trainwreck of a production, including one of the villains created specifically for the musical, The “Swiss Miss”. Yes, it’s as shitty as it sounds.