Sweet Lord, I just watched the brand new trailer for Grand Theft Auto IV, and I nearly broke down in tears…it was so beautiful. GTA IV is the first game in the series for the Playstation 3 and Xbox 360, which means that now you can carjack feeble old men, have sex with prostitutes, mow down innocent civilians, run drugs, and blow the shit out of everything in sight in beautiful 1080p High Definition. This time around, the game appears to be set in New York City, and it looks absolutely HUGE. Everything is there, from the Brooklyn Bridge to the Statue of Liberty. I wouldn’t be surprised if you could freely roam and terrorize all five boroughs. So, um, my birthday’s coming up. Anyone want to buy me a next-gen system? Sigh….