Look out ladies, Dreamboat quarterback Tom Brady’s seed has struck again, this time with his girlfriend of barely two months Gisele Bundchen! I think Tom is hellbent on planting his powerful sperm in supermodels and hot actresses around the world in an attempt to breed a race of unstoppable, and impossibly good-looking uber-humans. Either that, or he just wants a couple kids to toss the ol’ pigskin to in the backyard. Pfft…yeah right, we all know that uber-humans thing is far more likely. Alert the Justice League, Tom Brady’s dastardly plans must be stopped!