Hey kids, get ready to break out those cell phones that your parents’ pay the bills for so you can vote for your favorite mediocre karaoke singer when American Idol returns this Tuesday night! Pictured above is Kelly Clarkson, the winner of the very first American Idol contest wayyy back in 2002! You remember her, right? What? The second picture? Oh, that’s just a couple of puppets. Aren’t they cute?