The NEW Internet, Now With Only 1% Porn!!!

I’m not sure I buy this, but according to this article, the Internet is only 1% porn.

In spite of the seeming ubiquity of pornographic material on the interwebs, only one percent of webpages are porn, according to a study commisioned by the US Government.

UPDATE: After doing some extensive research, this study turns out to be true. Here’s how the other 99% of Internet content breaks down:

24%-Coverage of the Playstation 3 and Nintendo Wii launches, complete with stories about rich douchebags paying hobos to sit in line for them so they can purchase multiple units and sell them on ebay.
6%-Web gambling and Texas Hold ’em sites.
4% -Travel and vacation sites.
12%-World of Warcraft nerd websites, chock full of weird drawings of naked elves and creepy fan-fiction stories detailing the hideous sexual exploits of wizards and mountain trolls.
8%-Ebay and other auction sites.
45%-Shitty blogs full of people bitching and whining about their pathetic lives.

Finally today, here’s a little something to get you in the Christmas spirit…Twisted Sister style:

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